When annoyed by constant desk visitors, simply play Van Halen’s “Panama” repeatedly at top volume.*
No one in their right mind can stand there and listen to it - works like a charm!
Passive aggressive? Me?
* Yes, this idea was taken from an episode of the Drew Carey Show
Today I came strutting in 20 minutes late, latte in hand and iPod blaring. Yes, it’s my last day at the cesspool.
I have two weeks off before I start at the new job, so I’m looking forward to a little r&r after today’s adios party tequila fiesta (despite hating this job, I adore my coworkers).