… you’re storing wine in your bra. Just saying.
From the halls of stupid inventions, I present to you the WineRack.
I got this email from Netflix yesterday:
Honestly, this is the only distinguishing feature that sets Netflix apart from Blockbuster, etc. The Mr. and I can keep our respective horror movies and romantic period dramas apart, yet both get them at the same time in our package deal. And what about all of the movies […]
As I’m walking to my office building from the parking lot and realize I have a hole in the side of my shoe. Yep, a giant hole where I can clearly see my pedicure from here. WTF - how does this happen?
What’s next? Using my shirt to blow my nose? And […]
I know it’s pretty much impossible to avoid comments when making popcorn in the office, but when I made one of my favorite delicious mini-bags of kettle corn, no less than 5 people ran up to tell me this.
Fine, I get it - MORE FOR ME.
An update for everyone (thanks for being so concerned! love you guys!):
Independence Day was not only a day of celebrating the freedom and rights we enjoy as a country. It was also the day my bowels released petrified poop. Yes, I pooped! Twice! It only hurt a little!
Freedom = achieved.