“Teenage angst has served me well; now I’m bored and old.”

Serve the Servants, Nirvana

Lori was born half a world away in Taipei, grew up utterly bored in the suburbs of Orlando, and has spent the last couple of years making up for it in Atlanta.

She received her master’s degree in a subject no one really cares about and went to a school without a football team. Usually found at Trackside with beer in hand, she believes a balanced diet will always include pizza, makes crafts like a fiend with Sticky Pennies, and is usually constipated.

She is getting married to a handsome bearded gentleman this fall, who loves her despite her noxious farts and all-night crafting schemes. She does plan on making several bearded babies.

You may email her at mingaling (at) gmail (dot) com.