I’m not sure if I put too much deodorant on, or if I have especially wrinkly armpits (which would mean “1/4 moisturizer for smoother skin” is FALSE), but sometimes I get these little white chunks of deodorant clumps. You heard me, clumps. Pit nuggets.
I mean, what else would you call them?

Is this your attempt at a mouth boogers post?
Trying to have a Mouth Boogers post here?
Although it’s ALWAYS been my desire to be more like Dave, I will not be referring to myself as having pit boogers. Nope, not gonna do it.
Wow, you are classy.
Wow, congrats on just figuring that out.
Girl, we have GOT to talk deodorant before the wedding.
dingleberries - just the kind from your pits instead of your arse ;0)
Did you see Obama drinking his PBR? When I see PBR, I think of you!
If you’re a guy with armpit hair, it’s worse.
I hate those!
Just be glad you’re not a guy. Ew.