Molly and I rolled into Orlando around sunset. Everything was gilded in the soft salmon that only Florida sunsets can color, and when I opened the driver’s side window before the tollbooth on the turnpike, the car quickly filled with the sweet scent of orange blossoms.
Molly even did extremely well during the ride down, […]
From the hilarious hosts of Stuff On My Cat comes Stuff On My Mutt.
Molly better take cover.
Virgo:
Ease up on workaholic tendencies. Pointless frivolity is just what the stars ordered right now. It’s a good time to seek out some fun-loving pals and cement the bonds of friendship. Rewire those connections to refresh your soul.
Frivolity and fun! (indoors, of course, because the motherfuckin’ pollen count is at 3900+ right now)
Him: “My neck and back hurt.”
Me: “I give a decent massage. I am half asian after all.”
Him: “Deal.”
(cross posted from flickr)
I tried to change my address. They said my license was suspended. I fought with one lady about it (apparently they “notified me in April 2006, ” which is crap). I’ve never been pulled over or given a ticket in Georgia, nor have I received one anywhere during the last 4 years.
I […]