Why is it that a $50 haircut turns into $100+ when one realizes that she cannot in any way whatsoever recreate said haircut without purchasing things like this and that?
ps. I only burned my forehead once.
I don’t even have the heart to tell you where I’ll be.
Let’s just say there’s no internet access, I have to bring bug repellent, and there will be a hell of a lot of “teambuilding.”
How you can google your way to this site:
“do I invite the exgirlfriend to the wedding”
“black pantyhose in september”
“lyrics the sanctuary”
“hiding spot in bedroom”
“monchichi wallpaper”
“tabletop bookshelf woodwork”
“throbbing on right side of head”
I should probably have been worried or maybe a bit concerned instead of laughing.
Especially when the boy jumps into the shower and starts yelling, “Hot, ooh, ooh, hot!”
I miss my sexy, funny boss.
I printed the picture you sent me, and now it’s up on the side of the
bookshelf that faces my desk… so I can look up from my computer
monitor at you, as though you’re walking up to my desk to tell me to
stop working and go have drinks with you.
Sadness.
xo,
D
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