“Yes, your research topic and thesis are due tomorrow.”
“Yes, that’s what the email reminder was about.”
“Yes, this was discussed in class. Twice, even.”
“Yes, this was also mentioned in your class calendar and syllabus.”
“Yes, it would be grand if you read that since it took me a while to write it.”
“Yes, I screen all my […]
3.30.2004 | Fidel, Mi Amor
I am a staunch supporter of the Castro government in Cuba. Not because the last book I read was the Manifesto, nor is it my desire to instill a camouflage dress code, but for the only thing worth making this declaration: food.
I mean, without our lovely refugees building rafts […]
3.30.2004 | Sasquatch
There are many benefits to having gigantic feet:
-You get to buy shoes through catalogs and online.
-If you find a pair you really love, you get to buy them in bulk since you don’t want to miss out on a grand opportunity.
-Your boy will never get mad at you for buying Blahniks. I […]
My mother takes “I told you so” (ITYS) to a whole new level.
She’s always had a sixth sense. She’s always been able to know what I’m feeling in a fleeting moment, but she also has premonitions that enable her to advise against certain behaviors. Like the one time I got arrested… oh, did […]